MIDI PENCE

Ever wondered what Jenny From The Block would sound like without that idiot yelping about how streeeeeet she is? Maybe you'd, also, like to escape the pretensions of digital sound quality? Well, my hombreachino we've found your Midi Earth.

This site will cater for all your retarded musical needs, leaving you scrambling around for that long lost Amiga soundtrack, stabbing at your Stylophone in the dark.

Juke's highlights (in no particular order):

Limp Bizkit - Faith

Van Halen - Jump

DMX - Ruff Ryders Anthem

P.S. One for mum.