Last night we went to preview SUCK to see if a movie described as 'A rock 'n roll vampire musical comedy road movie', with Iggy Pop, Henry Rollins, Malcom McDowell, Alice Cooper and Moby in it could be bad. It wasn't.
In fact, it took us back to a golden age when Rpatz was just a nonsense word like 'email' and no one jerked off to pictures of werewolves, except maybe werewolf guys.
Suck should be enjoyed at some sort of nostalgic alt sleepover, where you watch Castle Freak, New Wave Hookers 4 and Shock Em Dead and wear slutty pyjamas and say 'Sookie' in a stupid vampire voice till someone admits they're only pretending to find it funny and everyone feels awkward.
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